digg:

Fireworks laws, by state

Why does New York (& NJ MA DE) hate our freedoms/4th of July?

digg:

Fireworks laws, by state

Why does New York (& NJ MA DE) hate our freedoms/4th of July?

abaldwin360:


Bravo!
I’m so sick of hearing Tea Party supporters whine about “people on government assistance” - yet you never hear them crying about corporate welfare. 


I wonder how DW is doing on govt assistance…

abaldwin360:

Bravo!

I’m so sick of hearing Tea Party supporters whine about “people on government assistance” - yet you never hear them crying about corporate welfare. 

I wonder how DW is doing on govt assistance…

thedailyfeed:

brooklynmutt:

BuzzFeed: Meet Drunk Nate Silver

This is amazing.

Drunk Nate Silver stumbles in to Dave & Busters and hustles designated drivers at Dance Dance Revolution for more drinks.

thedailyfeed:

brooklynmutt:

BuzzFeed: Meet Drunk Nate Silver

This is amazing.

Drunk Nate Silver stumbles in to Dave & Busters and hustles designated drivers at Dance Dance Revolution for more drinks.

theatlantic:

332 to 206: The Romney Campaign Conceded Florida Today, so the 2012 Electoral Map is Finally Complete
[Image: Alex Hoyt]

I get it, but I disagree.  Every vote should be counted and especially those in FL.  They shouldn’t be left off the hook because their legislature decided to shrink the number of voting days… they should pay for the count and recount if necessary.  Every vote needs to be counted.
Side note:  How does it feel Dick to be proven full of shit?  Per your own comments, it’s time for you to retire. 

theatlantic:

332 to 206: The Romney Campaign Conceded Florida Today, so the 2012 Electoral Map is Finally Complete

[Image: Alex Hoyt]

I get it, but I disagree.  Every vote should be counted and especially those in FL.  They shouldn’t be left off the hook because their legislature decided to shrink the number of voting days… they should pay for the count and recount if necessary.  Every vote needs to be counted.

Side note:  How does it feel Dick to be proven full of shit?  Per your own comments, it’s time for you to retire. 

I VOTED.  Did you? #election2012 #vote #politics NYC election board no longer can afford the stickers, so I heard you have to #instaphoto #instagram this…

I VOTED. Did you? #election2012 #vote #politics NYC election board no longer can afford the stickers, so I heard you have to #instaphoto #instagram this…

sirmitchell:

Saturday Night Live “Fox & Friends” Fact Checking Corrections
Transition lenses do not reverse the gender of your eyes.
Sandy Duncan did not “sponsor” the hurricane.
There are many black people, not just one who is a master of disguise.
Brian Kilmeade did not invent the term “smoke ‘em if you got ‘em.”
Not all pigs are born with human feet.
Angela Merkel is not the female version of Steve Urkel.
It is permissible to say the word “Mexican” on television.
There is no celebrity named Rape Romano.
Condoms work every day of the week. Not just Tuesdays.
Trees do not have bones.
There are a finite number of people in China.
Burritos are not “male tacos.”
The Constitution is a living document, but it cannot walk around.
Chef Boyardee is not the Prime Minister of Italy. He is the Vice President.
Paul Ryan is not faster than a cheetah.
FEMA is not slang for female.
Many Hispanics own their own cars.
The Statue of Liberty was not a gift from Santa.
At no point has Dorf been the number one golfer in the world.
Lance Armstrong did not trade a testicle for steroids.
Michael J. Fox does not have “multiple sandwiches.”
Apple Maps is not a map showing where the apples are.
8 is a multiple of 4.
Women’s vaginas are below their waists.
“Kris Krostie” is not Chris Christie with his pants on backwards.
Afi Komen was never the U.N. Secretary General.
Haitian does not mean “half-Asian.”
Last Wednesday was Halloween. Not a “ghost invasion.”
Mr. Met has never announced a preference for any religion over the other.
Chef Boyardee is not the Vice President of Italy.

Loved this, and there’s a correction on the correction…

sirmitchell:

Saturday Night Live “Fox & Friends” Fact Checking Corrections

Transition lenses do not reverse the gender of your eyes.

Sandy Duncan did not “sponsor” the hurricane.

There are many black people, not just one who is a master of disguise.

Brian Kilmeade did not invent the term “smoke ‘em if you got ‘em.”

Not all pigs are born with human feet.

Angela Merkel is not the female version of Steve Urkel.

It is permissible to say the word “Mexican” on television.

There is no celebrity named Rape Romano.

Condoms work every day of the week. Not just Tuesdays.

Trees do not have bones.

There are a finite number of people in China.

Burritos are not “male tacos.”

The Constitution is a living document, but it cannot walk around.

Chef Boyardee is not the Prime Minister of Italy. He is the Vice President.

Paul Ryan is not faster than a cheetah.

FEMA is not slang for female.

Many Hispanics own their own cars.

The Statue of Liberty was not a gift from Santa.

At no point has Dorf been the number one golfer in the world.

Lance Armstrong did not trade a testicle for steroids.

Michael J. Fox does not have “multiple sandwiches.”

Apple Maps is not a map showing where the apples are.

8 is a multiple of 4.

Women’s vaginas are below their waists.

“Kris Krostie” is not Chris Christie with his pants on backwards.

Afi Komen was never the U.N. Secretary General.

Haitian does not mean “half-Asian.”

Last Wednesday was Halloween. Not a “ghost invasion.”

Mr. Met has never announced a preference for any religion over the other.

Chef Boyardee is not the Vice President of Italy.

Loved this, and there’s a correction on the correction…

895 notesSNLLouis C.K.lolpolitics
theatlantic:

What Does the Beer You Drink Say About Your Politics?
[Image: National Journal]

Who drinks Rolling Rock any more? … or ever?

theatlantic:

What Does the Beer You Drink Say About Your Politics?

[Image: National Journal]

Who drinks Rolling Rock any more? … or ever?

Wake the Fuck Up…. haahaa… good viral…

http://wtfu2012.com

comedycentral:

Since Mitt Romney said his remarks weren’t elegantly stated, The Daily Show decided to remedy that by bringing in Resident Deranged Millionaire John Hodgman to restate them more elegantly.
Click the image to watch the online-exclusive video.
Meanwhile, John Hodgman’s third book of complete world knowledge, THAT IS ALL, is now available to preorder in paperback and audiobook.

"Nay we must! Crush them beneath our boot heel until our soles are slick with peasant blood! Good Day Dear America!"

comedycentral:

Since Mitt Romney said his remarks weren’t elegantly stated, The Daily Show decided to remedy that by bringing in Resident Deranged Millionaire John Hodgman to restate them more elegantly.

Click the image to watch the online-exclusive video.

Meanwhile, John Hodgman’s third book of complete world knowledge, THAT IS ALL, is now available to preorder in paperback and audiobook.

"Nay we must! Crush them beneath our boot heel until our soles are slick with peasant blood! Good Day Dear America!"

brooklynmutt:

@michaelhayes

a metaphor for Mitten’s America…

brooklynmutt:

@michaelhayes

a metaphor for Mitten’s America…

Watching their wives speak

What a juxtaposition…. Romey may have more money in the coffers but his marketing manager needs to be fired, if not for only this, the Dems showing up Mittens on such a simple moment… 

theatlantic:

Red State Reads, Blue State Reads: What Are Residents in Your State Reading?

By clicking each state, you can see the top book sales and what percentage leans more Republican or Democrat. Amazon categorized the books and then correlated them with shipping addresses to make the map, which is updated hourly to match sales in the past 30 days. 

Read more. [Image: Amazon.com]

Why is reading “A People’s History of the United States" considered a "Blue Book"?
Is learning and understanding our history a “liberal” activity?

theatlantic:

Red State Reads, Blue State Reads: What Are Residents in Your State Reading?

By clicking each state, you can see the top book sales and what percentage leans more Republican or Democrat. Amazon categorized the books and then correlated them with shipping addresses to make the map, which is updated hourly to match sales in the past 30 days. 

Read more. [Image: Amazon.com]

Why is reading “A People’s History of the United States" considered a "Blue Book"?

Is learning and understanding our history a “liberal” activity?

apsies:

Michelle Obama Joins President in Iowa - Washington Wire - WSJ

“It’s good to see my husband,” Mrs. Obama told the crowd.
“I missed you,” Mr. Obama said to his wife.
Mrs. Obama, who has made healthy eating as part of her first lady platform, reminisced about the time the Obama family spent at the Iowa State Fair during the 2008 campaign.
“Did you have a fried Twinkie?” she asked the president. “Pork chop and beer,” Mr. Obama said, repeating a line that’s become familiar to his Iowa crowds since Monday. Mrs. Obama must have heard it before, too. “He’s so pleased with himself,” she said.


Get a room!  geeze #puke ughh…

apsies:

Michelle Obama Joins President in Iowa - Washington Wire - WSJ

“It’s good to see my husband,” Mrs. Obama told the crowd.

“I missed you,” Mr. Obama said to his wife.

Mrs. Obama, who has made healthy eating as part of her first lady platform, reminisced about the time the Obama family spent at the Iowa State Fair during the 2008 campaign.

“Did you have a fried Twinkie?” she asked the president. “Pork chop and beer,” Mr. Obama said, repeating a line that’s become familiar to his Iowa crowds since Monday. Mrs. Obama must have heard it before, too. “He’s so pleased with himself,” she said.

Get a room!  geeze #puke ughh…

samaralex:

He’s MAGICAL!

samaralex:

He’s MAGICAL!

early-onset-of-night:

I think this photo sums up the current state of the United States quite nicely.

US OPEN is on tonight

early-onset-of-night:

I think this photo sums up the current state of the United States quite nicely.

US OPEN is on tonight